So, truth be told - I have 3 daughters. My oldest, Spoop was born on January 27th, 1995. Then came Shed on March 14, 1995. Lastly, was my baby Pebbles on August 22, 1995. Yes, I not even 2 years old when my first two were born. You know, I can never remember who their father is. I know it was a wild and crazy night at Gymboree, but for the life of me I don't know if it was Matty or Lenny. Or was it Robbie? Shit! Okay well anyway, they've grown up with out a father so why bring him into the picture now? I remember clearly that we were both down to our last few sips of milk in our new bottles when we realized both our mommy's had left to talk to our teacher. They seemed distracted enough so Matty/Lenny or Robbie and I hit the trampoline. We did the nasty and BAM, Spoop was concived. We had short get togethers after Spoop was born. That brought me Shed and Pebbles, you know? So, yes i've been a single mother for 14 years and i'm going on 16. It really is an every day struggle but i've learned that my daughters come first.
Okay, so all kidding aside. Spoop (Jessica) Shed (Shayla) and Pebbles (Erin) are my sister's friends. Erin is my sister. They pretty much are the Jane to my Fonda, since we spent 3 hours one night just doing the Jane Fonda. I take all the credit for putting the C word in their vocabulary, thank you very much. (Don't tell anyone) They are the best kids I know, and I call them my daughters because they all call me MOMMY KELSEY. I don't even have time to explain the whole story but in the short version, when you're in a crowded amusement park and the people you're with have friends who decided to just leave their 6-year-old twin girls by themselves - how could you NOT step in and take them under your wing? I had to! And they all called me Mommy Kelsey for it. Haha.
They are good kids who can SOMETIMES get into a little TROUBLE, but thats okay. I still love them and always will. They make me laugh too much, I could never hate them. They know that we will always have fun when we're together and that i'm always there for them no matter what. You know why girls? ....." 'CAUSE YA GOT TO HAVE FRIEEEEEEEEEEENDS!"
Goodnight everyone!
that was random as fuckkkkk
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