Derek Jeter and....Janis Joplin ?

Tonight I got kicked out of a bar and a cemetery. Haha. I went to have dinner with my dad and stepmom. We get IN the restaurant, SIT DOWN, and begin to order when the waiter says "Its 21 plus." Couldn't have told me that when I walked in! Then I went with my dad & stepmom, Tammy's ghost hunting group to explore an old cemetary. I was some what freaked out but nothing was really happening. We were there for about an hour, hour and a half when a cop suggested we leave. He wasn't rude AT ALL and just explained that he had been having to kick out a lot of teenagers and he felt bad since all we were doing was taking pictures. I don't know if I like the idea of ghost hunting. I may do it again sometime, but - maybe not.

So its 1 in the morning and I am totally exhausted. Hey - did you know that one year ago today (June 27th) Janis Joplin and Derek Jeter married for the second time. You didn't know that? Well thats because you haven't read "The Story of Jeter & Joplin" written by none other than me and my best friend Ally. There is J&J, J&J2, J&J3, J&J3.5(The Wedding Special), and J&J4. J&J 5&6 are coming out this summer. So these stories were written by us back when we were 13 and insane. Sure, 2 years later not much has changed. Anyway, i'm not going to get into detail but these stories are all about sex, drugs, sex, family, sex, laughter, sex, more sex, totally disgusting situations, and in the end - LOVE! Yes, Jacqueline Sussan would be proud. For those of you who have read a few, understand that they are pretty sick stories and most of you haven't been able to get past the 3rd one.

I have to say, Jeter & Joplin 4 was so gross that even I couldn't believe what we wrote. I can't even begin to talk to you about when Ally and I video taped the first and second ones. What were we thinking? Well, we'll probably end up taping them all. I'm telling you guys, after these stories, you never look at Derek or Janis the same. Ally and I can't help ourselves though.

So, before anyone asks i'm telling you right now - NO, YOU CAN'T READ THEM! I don't care who you are or what you mean to me - NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! Because then, i'll never be able to look you in the face again. Hahahaha After i'm dead, I give you all permission to read them and enjoy them.

Okay well, moving on. My other best friend Ashley had a really bad day and i'm soooooo sorry today happened. But dear buddy ole' pal of mine you know you still have me! Always and forever!!!!!!!! Oh, and when are we on for that dinner date with Patti Lupone and Jane Fonda? Hey - is it LuPone or Lupone? Do you capitalize the P or no? Let me know dollface!!!

Alrighty babies - i'm tired. I have a long day of partying with Ally tomorrow for Janis and Derek's one year anniversary. I'll blog again tomorrow night.

Sweeeeeeeeeeet Dreams!
xoxoxoxo